I`m tired. Tired of the debates, arguments and back and forth banter, so I`m setting the record straight…MANNY PAQUIAO IS ON STEROIDS! You wanna know how I know? Because I read it on the internet!! I`ve seen accusations on TV and in newspapers!! And we always get the truth from those media outlets, right? He went from a small, frail, 122 lb little boy to a 145 lb beast! I might be on steroids because I too was 122 lbs at one point in my life. When you are as good as Pacroid it must be a sign, and we all know, where there is smoke there is fire. That’s that! I also know a whole slew of other athletes that are on Steroids too. You wanna know how I know? Because they are far to good for their respective sports, so I`m putting them on blast too.
Peyton Manning. Peyton is on steroids. There`s no way he could`ve thrown for 5000 yards or 49 touchdown passes in a single season without being on steroids! He took so much Steroids that even his brother Eli won a Superbowl!! All the proof is right in front of your eyes people, I`m only here to point out the obvious! For that matter, Tom Brady is on Steroids too! He bagged Gisele Bundchen, won 3 Superbowls and broke Mannings single season passing touchdown record by throwing 50 touchdowns? He`s getting his veins ready right now for the next needle. BTW, Randy Moss caught 22 of those TD`s so we`ll throw him in the mix too.
Albert Pujols is also on Steroids. I know he hasn`t failed any drug tests…but test results and proof are for losers. Pujols is easily the best offensive weapon in the game and in the top 3 in most of the hitting categories in the last decade. The St. Louis first baseman has amassed 408 Hr`s in his first 10 seasons. That’s more than halfway past Babe Ruth`s 714 hr`s, who did it on hot dogs and beer. Imagine the Babe on `roids, Fuhgeddabouttit..... He would`ve hit 1000 Homeruns!!!
Sorry Nascar fans…Jimmie Johnson is Jimmie Juicehead. 5 Nascar titles in a row? We all know it’s impossible to drive that much without being on steroids. I know I need some type of substance when I`m sitting in all that NYC traffic, imagine if my car was actually moving?? Sorry Jimmie, you`ve been outed.
The entire Pittsburgh Steelers team (God I wish this were true!)…The Steelers are on Steroids. They have been to 3 Superbowls in the last 7 yrs…that’s unheard of! Ben Roidslesberger, Troy Roidamalu, Rashard Mendenroid? Yeah, they`re all guilty!
Emmitt Smith, the NFL`s all time leading rusher, 3 Superbowl rings and he won dancing with the stars? Steroids.
Wayne Gretsky. 92 goals in a single season? Obvious answer…Steroids.
Micheal Jordan you ask? Yup…don`t try to be like Mike kids, you`ll only end up with 6 championships and a bigger hat size.
Laker fans look out, Kobe`s got 5 rings, you know where I`m going for answers!!!
Phil Jackson too. He won 10 NBA titles by coaching both Kobe and Jordan so it must`ve rubbed off somehow?!?!
By the way, Lebron James has never been on `Roids because he hasn`t won Jack Shit…so he`s clean. But His teammate Dwayne Wade won a title. Are You smelling what I`m cooking up??
I could go on and on but there`s a trend here and I think you are all catching my drift by now. If you’re winning, then you’re cheating and like the saying goes “If you ain`t cheating then you ain`t trying”! So, we can’t blame Pacquiao for trying now can we? No. We put so much pressure on him to win so he has to “cheat”…ooops, I meant “try”.
God only knows what those Filipinos put in that “fish & rice”!
I know I`ll get a lot of backlash from the Filipino community but in my defense, my wife is Filipino and she`s never wrong, and if she is, then she`ll never admit to it according to sources close to the Filipino community. I`m Just Sayin’?!
I know you`re all wondering why I failed to mention Floyd Mayweather Jr. Well its because He took an Olympic style drug test once for a fight vs an old washed up Shane Mosley. So that means he`s clean. He didn`t win dancing with the stars and the fact that the Steroid Xylocaine is legal in Nevada and nowhere else is all that matters. Don’t be mad at me, I`m just pointing out the facts.
Joey Santana can be reached at theboxingkidd@verizon.net
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